Today, NMSU announced the Scoville-busting Bhut Jolokia chile - officially the world's most potent sphincter-shrinker... this butt-biohazard bears more than twice the spice of the previous record holder... so smokin' hot, Stephen Hawking dubbed it the Red Hole, so fiery Satan's added a 10th circle to Hell!
Incidentally, Bhut Jolokia translates as Ghost Chile...! One bite and you're dead?
UPDATE: Ouch. Looks like the Dorset Naga kicks Bhut at a reported 1.6m Scovilles...